My Wife's Least Favorite Word Starts With The Letter C...

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04/17/2015 at 09:45 • Filed to: None

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Perhaps, after watching Britt McHenry mercilessly attack a tow-truck company employee, it’ll come to you. It’s the first word that came to mind after watching her tirade....

My favorite quotes include:

“I’m in the news, sweatheart” (damn, sideline reported, that’s some serious news?)

“That’s why I have a degree, and you don’t” (damn, using that sociology degree to tell us what color the Gatorade is. That’s advanced.)

“Why? Because I have a brain? And you dont” (damn, do you have to be smart to date a football player?)

“Maybe if was missing some teeth they would hire me, huh?” (damn, maybe if you were missing some teeth, you’d be promoted...)

Don’t worry oppositelockers, Britt has issued a half ass apology, so maybe, ESPN won’t kick her to the curb.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > flying lap
04/17/2015 at 09:51

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It's my least favorite word too, but it fits here. She's pathetic.


Kinja'd!!! buford-t-justice > flying lap
04/17/2015 at 09:51

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I have never understood why the C word is not used in NA as it is else where, it is a perfect word to describe this "lady".


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > flying lap
04/17/2015 at 09:52

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not that I think she should lose her job for something completely irrelevant to her job, but what a bitch. I'm sure the apology is because someone said u better say sorry if you wanna save your ass.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > flying lap
04/17/2015 at 09:59

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whatacunt.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > flying lap
04/17/2015 at 10:00

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so there's this Monty Python sketch about a man who can't says the letter C, and instead says a B. Someone suggests he say it as if it's spelled with a K to which he says "what a silly bunt". Here we are listening to the tape on a family road trip, me about age 6, I ponder for a while and pipe up "what's a c***?"

man did that tape get turned off quickly!

related, on the TV version they cut out the line!!!


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > flying lap
04/17/2015 at 10:01

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I watched that and it just makes me sad. But it makes sense because ESPN's corporate culture is so messed up to begin with. I also have numerous alternate words I would use, but I have to say, C U Next Tuesday was the overwhelming first


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > MonkeePuzzle
04/17/2015 at 11:04

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South Park did this:

Matt and Trey said they were stunned that it made it past the censors.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > crowmolly
04/17/2015 at 11:10

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the audible snort from the person recording was a perfect reflection of my reaction

I loev a joke you can see coming and the payoff is so good